Red tube chating now

Posted by / 18-Jun-2017 06:07

In hindsight I could have offered him my number so I could attend opening night.

South Kensington to Leicester Square – Piccadilly Line I pick a seat beside a tall guy in his late 30s with his i Pad out.

I sit by him on the premise of moving away from a horde of primary school kids.

I ask if his book’s any good and the conversation’s a bit stilted until he asks where I think the kids are going and we starting talking London museums.

The first rule of the London Underground is: You do not talk aboard the London Underground.

The second rule of the London Underground is: You do not talk aboard the London Underground.

He looks surprised but seems happy to talk – I mean we spin out a conversation about ties for five minutes.

I don’t really know where to go from there, plus I’m getting off in two stops.

Leicester Square to Embankment – Northern Line The other passengers are women. Embankment to High Street Kensignton – Circle Line A cute ginger guy reading Tolstoy gets on.

’ in the manner of one addressing a cracked person.

Bond Street to Westminster – Jubilee Line ‘I like your tie,’ I tell a smartly-dressed office type as we’re wedged in together by the door.

I feign stupidity and ask if he’s got wifi down here.

We end up having a 10 minute conversation about wifi and Dorset, where he works as a surveyor.

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Perfect – I love the theatre, so we’ve got tons to talk about.